The Tooth Does Hurt – NSFW.

If you are squeamish about blood or hate gross pictures, then I can say that this post is indeed not for you.

If you have a weak stomach, then this is definitely not for you.

If you faint at the sight of the thinest trace of blood, then this is SERIOUSLY not for you.


But if you can stomach the sickest of things and watch through Saw III while eating pepperoni pizza (like me), then this is for you!


You know, kids, it does not pays to wrestle with the Tooth Fairy. Not when he is a hulking 1.93m (6ft 4in), 120kg (260 lbs) giant, also known previously as The Rock.

(Taken from daymix.com)

Yeah, this guy.

Not the typical, dainty fairy you were expecting, eh?

So what happens when you mess with this fairy hulk?

You get this:









A bloodied wisdom tooth shattered into 5 pieces.

And the inability to open your mouth and eat solid food for the next two days.

So kids, never fight with a tooth fairy, especially when he is a big fairy.

Fighting is bad.

Big bullies are bad too.

JamLegend

I was mindlessly going through Facebook when one of my friend initiated the Facebook Chat.

Talking about Facebook, what’s up with all those changes? Since I joined in November 2006, I think I lived through 100 to 300 changes within 3 years. That’s a lot change for a social networking site.

It’s like watching a person going under the knife numerous times.

The new Facebook site is just horrendous. Please, just… go back to the old design. It was working fine and was so simple to use and easy to navigate.

Anyway, back to the Facebook Chat.

My friend said a quick hello and told me to check out this awesome site.

Since my friend is a technie wizz and always introduce me to all these cool sites that I’ve never heard before, I decided to check out his newest “find”.

And it was awesome. And addictive.

This is the website:

JamLegend


(Picture taken from Lowpitchblog!)

It is essentially like Guitar Hero, on your PC/laptop.

How fucking awesome is that?

The site has been out since mid-2009 but the first stable version has been out in November 2009. So it is still a relatively new site.

Or maybe I’m just a hermit.

But boy, when I discovered it, it’s like my first time discovering the high of ahem, cough, you want some?… the first time.

Moving on.

This is the wiki explaining more about JamLegend.

I think there are about 690 over songs. I have been playing a lot and most of the songs I have encountered are alternative, rock or metal. But with the wide range of songs, I’m sure there will be some that fit your genre.

Or.

You can upload your own song into your song library and play it on JamLegend. Of course, in order to upload your songs, you’ll need to sign up and signing up is free. Basic membership, that is.

I uploaded Lily Allen’s Fuck You.

Eh.

And if you are an up-or-coming artist or band, you can create a profile for your band (like MySpace long time ago) and upload your songs. In that way, you can introduce your songs to the Internet and your fans in a fun, interactive way with free (somewhat) publicity.

What I like about JamLegend is that beside letting me destroy some riffs, I get to listen to songs by new artists or bands. And they are awesome songs.

My first song I encountered was this:

Yeah, a Lady Gaga remix.

Second song I encountered was this. Actually, this band is rather awesome.

The quality is rather crappy. Below is a video with better quality:

That is JamLegend. The guy is playing at Legendary difficulty level, without the strumming part. Yep, you can strum too. Just hit the “Enter” button repeatedly.

Another song I came across in JamLegend:

Frankly, I prefer her to Taylor Swift.

And another song I played on JamLegend. The guy gives a short explanation on how to play JamLegend at the beginning:

The song would have been better if he didn’t miss any notes. But at least he still can kick my ass anytime.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up and go play JamLegend. Just don’t blame me when you get sidetrack from your schoolwork or develop carpal tunnel syndrome.

Before you sign up, become my managed talents.

That way, I get to earn a percentage of every XP you get. Just like a true music manager.

Fuck, now I’m going to be behind my readings for the reading challenge.

Fuck me.

Oh, fuck it.

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Changed the Theme…. again.

I changed the theme and layout of my blog again.

The last time I did it was in August.

I changed it because I was becoming more and more frustrated with the layout of the pictures and text and how everything always became jumbled up after I publish a post.

So I thought that by changing the theme and layout, maybe everything would be okay.





How fucking wrong I was.

Everything was still the same.

So I painstakingly went through all my posts, edited, rechecked, reedit and republish them. The results was oookayyy.

In short, it was not what I wanted but at least it was a slight improvement from the previous layout.

I’m not a big fan of white background because I feel that its too blinding and after a while of reading black text on white, it’s like frying your eyeballs. Hence that was the reason why I had a black layout previously.

I wanted a black layout but after trawling through the options WordPress provided, I could find any black layout that suited my fancy. This layout suited my liking for simple, easy designs so I went with this. Besides, the fonts are bigger than the previous layout, so it makes for easier readings.

I edited most of my posts since the original font comes in gray colour. Gray on white = hard to read words. So now all fonts are in the boring, default black.

Except for the November posts, the first December post and the student protest post, they are still in the gray fonts. I didn’t want to do any editing to those posts because of three reasons:

1) They are one of my great posts. Let’s say I had a lot of blog-spriation during the month of November. They are my magnum opus for now.

2) If during the process of reediting, the layout becomes fucked up and irreparable, I don’t think I can ever forgive myself.

3) They are fine as it is.

This blog is now up and running and I’ll be sticking to this layout for now.

Until the next, better layout (preferably with a black background) comes along.

Or if somebody with the technical know-how is willing to design my blog for free.

Song:

This is trance.

No, it is not Christian trance, although the lyrics may sound like it.

But the meaning behind the lyrics does not refers to Christianity.

I found this song when I was looking for the MV for 3OH!3 song Starstrukk featuring Katy Perry. So when I found the MV on Youtube, I opened up the link and waited for the video to load.

Wait…. the song doesn’t sounds right.

Besides, the lyrics didn’t matched the mouth movements of the singers. And where was Katy Perry’s voice?

Then I saw a disclaimer in the information box that the soundtrack had been taken down due to copyright violations.

And another song was put up in place.

So after my initial annoyance that I didn’t get to hear Katy Perry’s voice, I got hooked onto new song and started searching for the song’s name and the artist’s name.

Fortunately, some good soul left the song information the comments section. So I entered the song info into Youtube Search and hey presto! got the song.

I was hooked.

I played the song again and again.

It is awesome, in a different way.

For your info, 009 Sound System is the artist’s name.