There used to be a looooong essay here. But I decided to condense it into bullet points when I had to update this section. So here’s some bite-size facts about me.

A rundown of Zareth

• Lived in multiple countries
• Can only speak and write fluently in one language though. Take a wild stab at what language it is
• Apparently has a very funny accent
• Often mistaken for a Vietnamese, Japanese, Thai, or Malay. Occasionally get asked by waiters if he can eat pork. (He can)
• Is a Singaporean of Chinese ethnicity
• Apparently doesn’t look like a typical Singaporean Chinese. Still has no idea how the heck a typical Singaporean Chinese guy looks like
• Is one of those rare Chinese dude that can grow a beard
• Was a tyrannical dictator during his time as a student society president. Was not bearded at that point
• Used to have two pet rats called Pan (short for Pantalaimon) and Bentley
• Has severe hearing loss and gets to wear kickass hearing aids
• Has no idea how to use sign language
• Is in the ad industry
• Does not drink whisky 24/7 or hang around good-looking people. Let’s put it this way, the ad industry lied

Fin.