I was surfing Reddit just now when I saw a link on the frontpage of Reddit.

What caught my eye was that this link is about Robin Williams and his daughter in an ad for Ocarina of Time 3D.

Wait, daughter? Since when did the Genie has a daughter?

And his daughter is named Zelda?

And both of them are in an ad for a game about Link and Princess Zelda?

Mind = Blown.

I don’t play Link games and I’m not a rabid fan of Link games. The only Nintendo games I frequently play are Mario, Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Melee on GameCube and Super Smash Bros. Brawl on Wii.

I think the reason why I seldom play any Nintendo games was because the consoles I own were Sega Mega Drive 2 and PlayStation 2.

I do have a Game Boy though. A Deep Black coloured Game Boy from the 1995 Play It Loud Series . It still works and I think I have it somewhere in storage.

And I don’t own a Xbox. My housemate has a Xbox 360 but I seldom play the Xbox with her since she’s selfish and only chooses first person shooter games like Dead Space. That’s right, she conveniently chooses one person games. In my one year of living with her, I touched the Xbox 360 a grand total of 3 times.

What a prude.

Nah, kidding. For some weird reason, although the Xbox 360 sat in the living room of our old apartment for 7 months, I didn’t have any urge to manhandle the Xbox every time I walk past it.

So yeah, I’m not a rabid fan of any game console. I prefer PC gaming.

The Civilization series by Sid Meier? The Total War series? Ooh yeah, come to papa.

Except I own a fucking MacBook, so any plan to play PC games usually goes down the toilet drain, in the form of masturbatory semen.

Figure of speech, people. Loosen up. And to my housemate, relax, the shower floor is clean.

Oops, lost my train of thought there. Where was I? Oh yeah, Robin Williams and his daughter in an ad for Ocarina of Time 3D.

…one of my pet rats chewed off half his face

Sorry, I just woke up from a weird dream where one of my pet rats chewed off half his face.

His face looked something like this in my dream. Deep breath people, there’s gore and blood here:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Taken from RatForum.com)

 

Before you get all judgmental, first, that’s not my rat. Second, read the full story here to find out what really happened to that rat above.

This is my pet rat who I dreamt that he bit off his face. I took a picture just now:

 

 

See, Pan has his face intact. 

I gave him a BBQ flavoured chip to reward him. But he ignored me and went back to sleep. 

Anyway, yeah, I know, first thing I do when I wake up is to surf Reddit.

Reddit is like my crack.

Anyway, the ad, yah, I need to show you the ad, fuck I need to stop getting sidetracked.

Here’s the ad:

 

 

Robin Williams has an epic beard here.

And Zelda Williams is insanely cute.

If I have a daughter, I’ll name her Red Alert, and my son, I’ll name him Yuri’s Revenge. Wait… I’m not suppose to name them after an entire game, am I?

Whatever. They’re still cool names.

By the way, if you’re wondering what TIL means in the title, it means Today I Learn.

TYL what TIL means.

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If you’re wondering, then yes, I’ve changed the blog’s theme. I prefer this, the width is wider, the fonts are bigger and best of all, it allows me to do this:

If you’re wondering, then yes, I’ve changed the blog’s theme

Pull quotes, baby →.

As a blogger who writes a lot of lengthy, wordy posts, pull quotes allow me to highlight the important stuff, the main points. 

Don’t worry, the foundation have been laid down, so I won’t spring any more surprises on you. Any additional tweaks to the blog will be relatively minor and won’t disrupt your viewing pleasure.

That’s all folks.

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